There are many charming things about 220 year old houses, the prevalence of mice is not among them (also low on the charm scale: bedrooms full of wasps…flying ants….lack of closets….architecture that I can only assume was intended to induce concussions…musty basements…risk of lead paint…but I digress). Seriously, the mice are entrenched at this point. This is their homeland, where generation after generation has been raised for time out of mind. They’re not backing down. They know every hiding place and every nook and cranny. And believe me, in a house of this age, there are many nooks and crannies (quaint words for holes and dents).
All the same, my people and the mouse community have lived in relative peace and harmony. I am so not the jumping up on a chair and shrieking type. I live in the country, you know? Mice happen. Same with skunks, deer, the occasional bear… live and let live. Stay out of my way and I’ll stay out of yours. Granted, it you decide to camp out in my underwear drawer, I might set a catch and release trap or two. But seeing as I’m usually too lazy to take the trap the recommended 2.5 miles away, generally settling instead for a feeble walk to the edge of the back yard, you can pretty much come back at your leisure, after a refreshing vacation out in the dewy grass and crisp country air. All expenses paid, and you get a snack of peanut butter to boot.
Being somewhat nocturnal myself, the mice and I get a lot of quality time together after everyone else is in bed. I greet them cordially when they are out and about and occasionally wonder at the domestic disturbances of the backroom cupboard when the squeaking gets out of hand. Tasha Tudor used to keep a pair of dormice to sketch. I haven’t yet taken to rodent portraiture myself, but it’s nice to know they are there, should I ever feel the inclination.
The mice are none to happy with us at the moment. All of this shuffling things about is disrupting their regular rhythm, selfish people that we are. And after yesterday’s excursion into the eaves, I can’t say I’m too pleased with them either.
I present to you both exhibits A and B…
Also known as my two favorite scarves. Or rather, what remains of my two favorite scarves. The one on the left was one of my first ever knitting projects. It was a Valentine’s Day gift for Steve, which I believe he wore all of once (was it even that many times? I’m pretty sure he at least tried it on). After several years of laying untouched in a closet, I claimed it for myself. He’s tall, so I had made it long, long, long, like wrap it around myself 4 or 5 times long. When I’m wearing one of the little ones on my back, I’ll wrap it around them, crisscross it in-between us, wrap it around me and then back again. The ultimate in squishy warmth.
The one on the right was made by Mardi, namesake of the Mardi dress pattern. I wore it all the time, whenever it wasn’t 4-5 layers of super thick scarf, cold. It was my chilly-but-not-sub-zero-weather-look-at-me-I’m-wearing-my-pretty-lacy-scarf-that-makes-me-think-of-my-dear-friend-from-far-away scarf. Harrumph.
We are talking about my wool here people. So. not. cool. I consider this a total breech of trust between myself and the mouse community.